It's Safe, I'll Wait

Turning and falling and happened again

Down on the ground

Without your friends

Shouldn't go walking down dark paths at night

Never know who's

Following you

Watching and waiting and happened again

Down on the ground

Without your friends

Shouldn't be trusting they're watching you walk

Never know who's

Following you

Panting and puffing and happened again

Down on the ground

Without your friends

Shouldn't be happy you know how it ends

Never know who's

Following you

Drowning and dying and happened again

Down on the ground

Without your friends

The Good Wife

Lock her in the barn

Lock her in the barn

Shut the door and run away but

Lock her in the barn

Hit her with a rake

Hit her with a rake

In the eyes and on the legs but

Hit her with a rake

Snap her silly spine

Snap her silly spine

Break her back with a hammer smack but

Snap her silly spine

Beat her frowning face

Beat her frowning face

Make her good and make her listen but

Beat her frowning face

Lock her in the loo

Lock her in the loo

Give her lemon bleach to drink but

Lock her in the loo

Hit her with a gun

Hit her with a gun

Do not shoot and do not look but

Hit her with a gun

Snap her silly neck

Snap her silly neck

Use a piece of wire mesh but

Snap her silly neck

Beat her beating heart

Beat her beating heart

Until it stops and starts again but

Beat her beating heart

Mother Mary

Mary was a little shit
She killed a spider with her fist
She stamped on all the marigolds
She killed a beetle with a comb
She filled a jar with baby slugs
She added brine 'til they were mush
She spread it on her father's bread
She smiled so wide it filled her head
She loved a little silly fun
She killed her brother with a gun

Danny was a friendly boy
He touched his sister with a toy
He found it in the bedroom drawer
He watched it race around the floor
He stuck his head up women's skirts
He wormed his hand up lady's shirts
He slipped into his sisters room
He stood there watching in the gloom
He loved a little silly fun
He killed his sister with a gun

Ashley was a naughty miss
She liked to watch her girl friends piss
She liked to watch them change their clothes
She liked to hear their tennis moans
She kissed her best friend on the mouth
She tried to move her fingers south
She pinched her fingers on the clasp
She tried again it made her laugh
She loved a little silly fun
She killed her best friend with a gun

Cosmopolitan Ice Cream

Didn't we have a lovely time in Espana?

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We air dried a ham, our stomachs were numb

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We ran down a street with a herd of rampaging bulls

The time we spent

So far away

In Espana

Didn't we have a lovely time in Francia?

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We butchered a goose, our feces was loose

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We ran down a street with a bowl of onion soup

The time we spent

So far away

In Francia

Didn't we have a lovely time in America?

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We ate lots of meat, our sphincters were weak

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We walked down a street with a bottle of mountain dew

The time we spent

So far away

In America

Didn't we have a lovely time in Italia?

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We drank lots of wine, our bowels were fine

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We ran down a street with corporate corruption

The time we spent

So far away

In Italia

Didn't we have a lovely time in Canada

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We ate maple trees, our stools were neat

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We ran down a street with a moose and a caribou

The time we spent

So far away

In Canada

Didn't we have a lovely time in Somalia

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We tried to eat, our colons would leak

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We ran down a street with a guns pointed at our backs

The time we spent

So far away

In Somalia

Didn't we have a lovely time in Syria

Didn't we have some lovely fun and games?

We ate some tagine, our intestines were lean

We were never quite sure what the locals were for

We ran down a street with some unpopular local movement

The time we spent

so far away

In Syria

Devoid

1 yes
2 yes
3 yes
4 no
5 yes
6 yes
7 yes
8 yes
9 no
10 no
11 yes
12 no
13 yes

The Last

This is time

we had it all

we had so much time

but then we fall

back in time

This is life

we had some joy

we had so much life

but then we crawl

back in life

This is us

we had the best

we had so much us

but then we brawl

back in us

This is peace

we had a feast

we had so much peace

but then we bawl

back in peace

This is death

this is the last

we had so much death

but then we pall

back in death

Men That Have Given Up

What's all this trouble?

The virtue is double!

The winter sprays frost

On this ground

A gossip to gabble?

To settle this rabble!

A nap would do well

When it's found

A bad place to hide?

An army to ride!

A trip that's as rough

As a hound

A snippet of wisdom?

To capture this Kingdom!

To splinter the

Fortress we downed