Recipe for Success

Put a slip of butter in a Neighbour's dog
There really is no better place to hide
Saute it up in a pan full of hairy toes
There's more to go but you should just know this
There really is no other way to attain some bliss
Than following to the letter this recipe for success

Hang a loaf of orange coated emu leg
Over a plate of dirty knees
Saute it up in a pan full of kidney stones

There's more to go but you should just know this
There really is no other way to attain some bliss
Than following to the letter this recipe for success

Write a note to someone that you do not know
In permanent marker on a pig
Saute it up in a pan full of pelvic bones
There's more to go but you should just know this
There really is no other way to attain some bliss
Than following to the letter this recipe for success

Douse your house in petroleum and kerosene
Make love to the liquid with a flame
Saute it up in a pan full of melted skin
There's more to go but you should just know this
There really is no other way to attain some bliss
Than following to the letter this recipe for success

Chop a boat with garlic and some parsley leaves
Add a pinch of disobedient nose
Saute it up in a pan full of pointy pins
There's more to go but you should just know this
There really is no other way to attain some bliss
Than following to the letter this recipe for success

Take a banker home and fill his eyes with wire
Batter him with briefcase and an egg
Saute it up in a pan full of judge's wigs
There's more to go but you should just know this
There really is no other way to attain some bliss
Than following to the letter this recipe for success


Watch a pointless populist television show
Add your knuckled fist into the screen
Saute it up in a pan full of empty dreams
Then you must wait,
And you must stay,
And you must work and work every single day,
There's bills to pay.
And there's your bliss, that's it.
Just following this recipe for success.